Friday, June 02, 2006

Joke of the day!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat.''
"Then" asks the teacher, "What are you?''
"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican.
"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too."
The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She pauses, and lets out a smile. "Then, Lucy says, I'd be a liberal Democrat."

9 Comments:

At 6:10 PM, Blogger Brooke said...

WHY Kat? WHY?!?!!?

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Little Miss Chatterbox said...

LOL--I love it!!

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

Oh! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 
At 3:35 PM, Blogger Truth-Pain said...

Hey there, congratulations on such a fine blog. It really warms my heart to see a young person such as yourself take control of your own ideas and opinions and post for all to see.
I hope my little daughter turns out to be like you. You are a wondreous example of what is good about America. Cheers!

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger MissingLink said...

Kat, expect moonbats' revenge.
Be on guard. LOL

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger F.B. Jones said...

That is great. My mommy and daddy are right wing nuts like me. I think I am the nuttier of the bunch.

 
At 12:52 AM, Blogger Publius said...

Kat, I agree with Truth. I have two cousins in their 20s who don’t know anything more about politics than what some rapper or actor tells them. Even if you weren’t conservative, I think it is great that you are young, involved, and thinking for yourself.

 
At 11:57 AM, Blogger Political Teenager said...

The joke can work both ways though!

Politics through the eyes of a teenager

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! » » »

 

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